If I may, I'd like to say Sorry for not posting here in so long... As always, I have things I've been working on, when I can [like Playthroughs I've been recording, something called "Envirogamescapes", And More] but I've been having a rough year with my own ongoing illness symptoms - I can barely play games! I'm more tuckered-out this year, heh. For now, I would like to give out to you dear friend, as an 'I'm sorry' card, a 'Knock-Knock Joke' that I always liked to pull out on "friends" since I was a wee lad: it works by saying the following...but you have to say it fast so they can't interrupt you (or it ruins the joke)..."I have a knock knock joke for you, ok ready? You start, go!".
This will make them (your friend/victim) start the knock knock joke - which in case you don't know, you can't do in a knock-knock joke.
With the delivery finished, all you have to do is wait for them to say "knock-knock" and when they do, you simply say the logical "Who's There?" and after standing there for a moment, they realize the joke isn't going to work at all - and then the look on their face and that you've won the chance to laugh at your friend, is worth all this prep.
As a Canadian, a pre-emptive Sorry to all friends that are going to be taken by this joke lol
Summary as reminder just in case:
1) you say "I have a knockknock joke for you, ready? You start, go"
2) they say "Knock-Knock"
3) you say "Who's there"
4) ???
5) they say "I don't know" and/or Profit
See You In The Games! And maybe someday back here! lol